January 28, 2007 • 4:18 pm
yesterday’s match was better than all the 3 group stage matches put together, the crowd was awesome, the referee was not kayu, the linesmen were not kayu and singapore played well enough to come back from a goal down to win the match. the feeling was amazing, from reaching the stadium at 5, getting through the long john’s combo meal 1 in the rain and observing the stadium fill up in an hour. amazing atmosphere.
fuck it, on thursday morning i have this advertising presentation, an event that has been blown out of proportion. it is just a simple 15 minute bullshit talk, but some idiots hold it up on a podium so high, you can upskirt the podium itself. screw that, the night before i’ll be cheering as loud as possible, and i will make sure i’ll lose my voice. i’m looking forward to thursday, because it’ll be the day when i break free of the losers in my advertising group (danial and weiling excluded ), who think they’re god’s gift to mass comm.
as usual, my precious emuejerayer played well, but the person who deserves the most praise is shi jia yi. the tireless midfielder sent balls into the malaysian defence like a knife through hot butter, smooth and seamless. PRs all the way!
the crowd around us was not that gerek, only the 10 year old ronaldinho kid was loud. but overall, good match ah.
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January 27, 2007 • 12:24 pm
we worked as the clean up crew for paul’s group yesterday, the studio was suspiciously dirty after one of the kpmp groups left. i’m not being a feminist, but a whole group of girls trying to get a tv production assignment done is total chaos. they take an hour to set up, 2 hours to rehearse and 15 minutes to do the final show. fuck yeah! after not 1, but 2 all girls teams(including a male communist), paul finally had a chance to start his show. we ripped apart the set in 15 minutes, and started putting together paul’s set in 45.
we have this mannequin in the tv studio. her name’s jocelyn, but before that her name was helen. and she’s holding one of the cameras right now. i might get a serious lecture for this, but it’s all in the name of fun! although i have to admit, most singaporeans get sensitive at the slightest of things, tsk. pan right jocelyn, crab to your left…zoom in, focus! sial ah scary siol.
finally judgement day has arrived. the malaysia massacre, the singapore shootout, the precious pummeling, the subramani shots and the hady jaapar lampar. it’s war my friends.
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January 24, 2007 • 9:49 pm
media research presentation ended well today, with a barrage of questions being thrown onto paul by a group of infertile wolves. paul, however, is not called paul for nothing and he kicked those questions aside with his big ass scout right leg. kpmp!
i can’t believe the tickets for the malaysia match are selling out already, grandstand tickets apparently chopped up within a matter of hours. like i told you, tonnes and tonnes of posers will be at the stadium on saturday, who choose to act cool and composed instead of taking part in the kallang roar or kallang wave.”oh, singapore got into the semis, NOW i’m going to support them” will be their excuse for their pathetic presence at the ever great kallang stadium. kanninabehchaochibaipundekmaplekkepalapantatmakpuki lu ah biskut!
i trust faiz and yan to get the tickets tomorrow, so we can spur precious emuejerayer with our war drums for him to perform the sacrificial feast on the botak malaysian nasib giler babi nak mampos nyer goalscorer, hardi jaapar. we shall roar at the stadium, with our never ending curses and drive the tigers out of the lions den!let’s go raddy! and the jongang physio! and the buntalz medic too!
wear red for those who’re going! red undies, red bras, red panties, red boxers, red shirts, red pants, red bandanas, red everything!
and we can support the team who’ll be wearing the national colours high and proud…the colour of…none other than…the colour that is splashed everywhere on our flag…on the crescent moon, on the 5 stars arising! none other than! the colour…blue.
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January 23, 2007 • 6:28 pm
photo by aloysius lim, taken during the muse concert at fort canning on 16th of January 2007. edited by me.
singapore vs malaysia tonight, all the best to the lions. i know by the end of the night, we’ll have some harimau bakar, sedap.
2 more stories for the magazine before i’m done!
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January 21, 2007 • 3:31 pm
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